I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now.
Everyone, at some point in their lives  (via heyyitsskenna)

(Source: yukulele)

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE)

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

(Source: pau1y)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

(Source: shwagerr)

6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

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